Dad
Dad was driving down a road and stopped to see potential humour in an accident that had just occurred.
Two cars had collided head on, they were crumpled and steam was bellowing everywhere. The two drivers were stood opposite each other, exchanging details, when Dad wondered over to inteject.
He tugged the arm of one of the men and said, "excuse me".
"Yes", the guy snapped back.
"I think you've had a bump".
He kept a straight face while the guy stared at him, shaking.
"I fucking know I have", was his response.
Dad laughed all the way home.
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