Eating stuff 2

Dad

Dad was at a party celebrating something big. Someone had bought about £2000 worth of a white drug, commonly used in the music business. The same person had hidden the packet before the party started but now the party was in full swing, he couldn't remember where it was. It should be pointed out that Dad didn't use white powder.....

In a separate room, Dad had sat (pissed) in a circle where everyone was getting stoned. He prefers his drink. An American guy called Brad, who was acting like Marlon Brando and thought he was the coolest person on the planet, kept skinning up with "special Moroccan black". Every time the joint got round to Dad, he ate it until Brad got right in his face and said the immortal words: "you've got a fuckin' oral fixation, man", prompting Dad to leave the room laughing, hard.

He then bumped into another friend who was looking for the white powder, who asked him if he'd seen the "special drugs".
"I've eaten it", Dad said, thinking he meant this Moroccan black with which he'd orally fixated.
Knowing that it was MORE than possible that Dad would eat several ounces of coke in one go just to be remembered for doing it, his friend said "Jesus Christ", turned and ran off to call an ambulance.