The dude and the trousers

Dad

Dad had a good job with Ronson and took me to a nice pub in Birmingham once for lunch. At the bar, Dad got talking to a young lad with rips in his jeans that were hanging down his arse. When Dad asked if he knew he had ripped his jeans, the lad said it was the trend and he bought them like that.
Dad asked the barman if he could borrow the lemon knife for a second and cut a huge hole in his new £200 suit trousers.
"Like that?" he asked the lad.