Underpants

Uncle Chris

Chris played squash at a pretty high standard and many of his capers are targeted at the "tosser brigade" who used to play squash to brown-nose with bosses back in the day. He and Clive were getting changed and spotted a pair of piss stained, skid-marked underpants hanging off a peg. He and Clive commented on how disgusting they were and, as Clive was exiting the room to head for the courts, Chris said he'd "deal with them".

A couple of minutes later, Clive went back into the changing rooms for something and was welcomed by a cloud of smoke. He noticed the underpants had melted to the peg.