Nearly being thrown out of British Open squash Championships

Dad and Clive

Having spent the day lubricating his throat with Me, Will, Uncle Chris and Clive, Dad was warned 3 times during the final of the British Open not to keep shouting "lucky" after every point won by the Aussie.

During the same event, Clive convinced a couple that he :

A) had made his living by selling aquaducts
B) was so vicious as a baby that to be fed, rusks had to be fired through the slats in his pram with a catapult